• wuxxia: why did you get the expensive bad mexican food
• wuxxia: whyyyyy
• gypseian: because I was weak
• gypseian: and hungry
• gypseian: mostly weak
• wuxxia: WEAKLING
• wuxxia: One day. ONE DAY we will FLESH and I will cook you THE MOST AMAZING MEXICAN FOOD YOU HAVE EVER PUT INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTHHOLE.
• gypseian: I have no doubt
• wuxxia: *THAT TOTALLY SAID ***MEET IN THE FLESH
• wuxxia: FREUDIAN SLIP
• gypseian: I LIKE IT THOUGH
• wuxxia: LOL
• gypseian: I was like
• wuxxia: WE CAN DO THAT TOO
• gypseian: I CAN HANDLE FLESHING
• gypseian: WE CAN DO FLESH
• wuxxia: ROFLMAO
• wuxxia: *dying*
• gypseian: but no uhhh
• gypseian: yes
• gypseian: mexican food
• gypseian: I mean
• gypseian: I make fajitas.
• gypseian: with a seasoning packet
• gypseian: but it's still fajitas
• gypseian: and uhm
• wuxxia: I'm not sure how to respond to this blasphemy.
• gypseian: I mean, I like Mexican food a lot, because when my mom was pregnant with me she worked at a Mexican place
• wuxxia: ...
• gypseian: so like
• gypseian: hardwired into my DNA to like Mexican food
• gypseian: and canned tuna.
• wuxxia: and that’s why I like camping. Because I was conceived in a tent.
• gypseian: lolololol

Coren's Chowder Recipe

• Cor: I mean, if you have to eat canned chowder (which you really shouldn't because why), get like... progresso, or high-end canned shit
• Maggie: no you should just tell me how to make
• Cor: OKAY FINE
• Maggie: :D
• Cor: you get a bunch of vegetables
• Cor: NO REAL PREFERENCE
• Cor: JUST GET SOME
• Maggie: lol
• Cor: you cut them into bites
• Cor: because it COOKS FASTER DUH
• Cor: they don't have to be special and perfect, just fucking go to down and hack them to bits
• Cor: it'll look like a damn crime scene, but vegetables
• Cor: NEXT STEP
• Cor: you add some broth
• Cor: most people go with chicken
• Cor: FUCK MOST PEOPLE
• Cor: YOU ARE NOT MOST PEOPLE
• Cor: DO WHAT YOU WANT IDGAF
• Cor: I went with homemade turkey stock because I RUN THIS KITCHEN
• Maggie: *crying with laughter*
• Cor: so you add all the veggies into a crockpot
• Cor: if you don't have a crockpot YOU ARE A DUMMY AND NEED TO BUY A CROCK POT
• Maggie: I do have one
• Cor: well good
• Cor: USE IT
• Cor: add the broth
• Cor: THEN ADD A SHITTON OF DAIRY
• Cor: who gives a fuck if it's got saturated fat
• Cor: MORE FAT IS GOOD
• Cor: THIS IS CHOWDER
• Cor: IF YOU WANT CHICKEN NOODLE, GTFO
• Cor: make sure to cover your veg
• Cor: THEN ADD SOME FREAKING SPICES
• Cor: then put a lid on that bitch and COOK IT FOREVER
• Maggie: Carlos just came in here because I'm crying and he wanted to see what was wrong
• Cor: it's done when you dip a spoon in it and run your finger over the back of it and there's a line
• Maggie: what does that even mean?
• Cor: it means it's THICK
• Cor: LIKE MY DICK
• Cor: BOOM
• Maggie: is this the end?
• Cor: only if you want it to be, baby
• Maggie: because this is totally going on tumblr
• Cor: sometimes you can add some meat and shit in there
• Maggie: FUCK MEAT
• Cor: like BACON
• Maggie: BACON IS BACON
• Cor: or chicken
• Maggie: Don't call it meat
• Cor: or deer
• Cor: or BABIES
• Cor: and at the end, you can put a fancy fucking garnish on it
• Cor: then you can put on your monacle and top hat and eat it like a pro
• Cor: AND CHEESE IS ALSO GOOD
• Cor: but don't add it into the pot; add it at the end
• Cor: or it'll BURN LIKE THE FIRES OF HELL
• Cor: and that just tastes nasty
• Maggie: Thanks for the tip, I'll remember
• Cor: you're welcome ;D
• Cor: THE END
• Cor: QUESTION MARK